What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

'Razor blade throat': Answers to questions about the new COVID variant - Hays Post

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Simone Biles ‘incinerated her legacy’ with trans athlete posts: Riley Gaines - New York Post

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

How does Google Gemini 2.0 work?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do some men like older women?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Could This Diet Be the Key to Preventing Alzheimer's and Dementia? - bestlifeonline.com

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

XRP Forecast: Pundit Predicts Where XRP Could Be Headed by June - The Crypto Basic

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

No way

Study suggests women in Pakistan need greater access to information on parthenium weed - Phys.org

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Physicists Propose Cheaper Alternative to Particle Colliders: Supermassive Black Holes - Gizmodo

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Google Play Store replaces ‘1-tap buy’ with ‘Slide to buy’ - 9to5Google

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

share office space ...